It is a sweet burden to be British
English or Scot
All your subjects think you are wrong
But you know you are bloody right
A bridge must be built over the river Kwai
Dissenters are jailed for no reason
It is house arrest for all natives
Habeas corpus is not for Zulus
From afar an alien watches and learns
It is global house arrest as Covid-19 strikes
Avaricious like all invaders
Demands we pay for our own jail time
It is house arrest at our own cost indeed
Working from home saves a lot of time
Office politics is overrated
Home politics is so complicated
Vacuuming is a form of exercise
Gardening seems reasonable at last
Yelling on the phone is low risk now
Fall is actually enjoyable in Boston
There is no excuse for not exercising
Cardio is accessible at almost no cost
Walking is always an option for grocery
Let your teenagers shop for you
You have earned it nothing more to say
Your kids can curse like drunken sailors
They are on the right path to adulthood
No need to greet masked forms in hoodies
Elevators are awful places in Boston
No one misses watching their faux ceilings
We like our families
No comment on love I am still a quant